i love you a million

well the time is drawing near, my first SOTA teacher seminar will be hear soon. and that spunk paul will be too :P and that is all i'm going to say about that.

on thursday night, ez cooked an awesome pork roast and had everyone around.

friday night simon's friend ando from the mine licked my faced and pinched my bum at the pub. i screamed as it scared the crap outta me.

sunday went to the bbq at the royal mail, where simon, naomi and ez were all giving me shit about ando from friday night. it's so not funny. simon is telling everyone i am his mrs. so not true. i'll get him back :P

we also found out on sunday night that Peg the pig died at the high school's farm during the week(from cancer). so we were paying out on ez that is what she used for her pork roast last week. i said well the pork was a bit dry, and catherine also commented that the cancer would have been the tough/chewy bits. aren't we horrible. no morals or values what so ever.

during the week i sent ang a message saying i loved her a million tim tams. then for some reason at the pub i held onto this moment and decided i would come up with one for everyone.... here goes

liz - i love you a million nachoes
al - i love you a million shit ponds (her dad is famous for them in tassie, and she likes to surf on them too)
ez - i love you a million tunnels
dave - i love you a million lawn mowers (he mows our lawns)
naomi - i love you a million spag bogs (still haven't managed to get the god damn recipe)
claire - i love you a million yogo adverts
kelly f - i love you a million churches (another pub story, funny as!)
narelle - i love you a million boys (she cleaned up well this week)
matt - i love you a million wet willies

that's all i have come with so far :Þ