shagger's back

yes, apparently after talking to dr. alice, i have shagger's back. as you can gather i have a very sore back this morning after a little rendezvous in the staff room yesterday at lunch.
i felt like a big hug yesterday so alice said she'd give me one. it was such a big hug i fell back onto the floor, but still on my chair into a bend back with alice still on me. i think i may have done something to my hip as well. man it was funny, but today i feel like an old woman rofl.