80's party

Friday May 26th

All the SOTA Teachers arrives in town. we had a sit down dinner at the auski inland hotel. narelle and i sat next to each other - as a joke i told her to push in her noes but she thought she had something on her nose. lol and at this point ben had seen what was happening over at the opposite table, he started taking the piss outta narelle by saying she also had something on her forehead, then claire told her she had stuff on her brow. poor narelle. then we went to the royal mail for drinks. narelle and i had a game of darts with paul and jim. jim decided he would cheat - he only scored 11 the first time but wrote down a score of 100. anyhow pual only just beat me - he is so arrogant but easy to take the piss out of. he also had this joke all weeken (which i only fell for once) to ask me to hole onto his glass because he was too scared to pout it on the table where a group of locals were sitting. then the rest of the night we were paying each other out. i don't care that he pegged, i got the highest score and that's the main thing (triple 20!)

Saturday May 27th

Our 80's party went off! As you can tell from the photos - I can't believe i let claire and al convince me to wear my eye shadow up so high. here is a glimpse of the night...

here are al's funky 80's shoes

al cooking up a storm on the bbq, we still have meat coming out of our ears!

narelle has the nickname onya knees - tonight she took it literally

simon and ez - aww

is this naomi or johnno or sharon

now that is the best leopard print i have seen in ages

bring it on!

leroy - you are scaring me!

Sunday May 28th

Last night of SOTA teachers' seminar - sniff sniff. I had a ball but man, i was buggered by this point. after the bbq at the royal mail we had a few games of pool. there were these 2 freaky guys hogging the table all night. each time we had the shake this guys' hand with clammy hands we looked for someone to wipe it clean on. generally ben would wipe it on me. such a charming guy. but finally "BULL" the bulldozer man came along and beat "clammy" and his mate. so we went back to al and johnnos house and continued drinking there (well deserved i think!) and talk about random shit!. if you don't know yet the last few weeks our drunk conversations have been about cum masks and squirting. anyhow, al, johnno, narelle (onya knees), kelly f, ben and joel were talking about making a business of cum masks - the sprog of ole. there will be an advert made at some point so keep and eye out for that one. But between us - seriously we worked out how to intensify the bond and romance in a relationship:

Step 1. The girl goes down on the guy

Step 2. As a reward the guy gives the girl a shower

Step 3. The guy takes a dump on the girl (this is where the relationship is fully intense)

Step 4. Now this is trippy - as the dump is sterile you can eat it (apparently)

Now you get an idea of how drunk we were that night and how much random crap we make up! it's quite sad really. ben happened to mention that when he met met at camp last year that he seriously didn't think we'd be talking about cum masks. then narelle took us home in her car, ben sat next to me and said "finally we're together" lol so i patted his leg and that i would miss him. what a dag.