you've got farts in your head

don't you love it when you say something out loud and you don't realise what you've said until you've said it. i'll tell you my story.

we were at the pub last night as I was having dinner with some astronomers who are over from Parkes, NSW. We'd had dinner and we (including my stinkin' tart colleagues) were playing pool with ian. now ian reminds me of jake gyllenhal from danny darko. so i started calling him jake. so leroy started singing jake the peg to him...and he started to get a complex about his "3rd leg". yes, you do need to know this part. then later on he was having his shot and said, "i don't think i can pull this shot off"...and right here it comes, i said really loud infront of everyone (including these smart brainy astronomers) "well if you can't pull this off, what can you pull off jake?". oops. clearly i hadn't thought about what that really meant and i was blamed for being dirty and laughed at for ages. it was funny. i started to cry from laughing too much. and if you don't think it's funny, i guess it's a kinda you had to be there story.

you've got farts in your head? funniest line i've ever heard. it's a sad personal connection betty and i share :P