Name: Kelly, Leroy, C****... I'll take anything really.
Age: 25
Birthday: every year in May
Sign: Gemini
Significant other: George with the beef jerky hat
Work Place: the dongaHow old do you wish you were? 12, then I wouldn't have to make excuses all the time for acting like a dick.
Where were you when 9/11 happened? In front of the telly with my friend Trish who was visiting me from Melbourne.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? give them a half arsed bang, stamp my foot and whinge about it for the next 5 hours.
Do you consider yourself kind? No.If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? Maybe a toilet around my frog to remind me of Meeka
If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? man
Do you know your neighbours? Yes, they have an ugly dog with a little head.
What do you consider a vacation? Being drunk or asleep
Do you follow your horoscope? Duh! Can't make a decision without it...
Would you move for the person you loved? Depends. Are they moving somewhere nice?
Are you touchy feely? Sober - no; Drunk - yes; In the kitchen - no; In the bedroom - yes
Do you believe that opposites attract? If they're not too ugly. Alcohol can help
Dream job? Polly waffle licker. Was inspired by Alice going at it today.
Favourite channel(s)? SBS late at nightFavourite place to go on weekends? Not the police station or the hospital.
Showers or Baths? Either can be good if you're dirty. Depends if there are frogs in the bath.
Do you paint your nails? No but I keep dirt under them.
Do you trust people easily? No. Guilty until proven innocent.
What are your phobias? foot rubs and STD's
Do you want kids? Yes, but good ones.
Do you keep a handwritten journal? What would my mum say if she found it??? No.
Where would you rather be right now? I'm on my couch so nowhere!
Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy? beer and spooning
Heavy or light sleep? I'll take either. Heavy with big snores
Are you impatient? Only before feeding time.
Who can you relate to? goblins
How do you feel about interracial couples? I don't like threesomes with any kind of couples thanks.
Have you been burned by love? Not love, a shithead male.
What's your life motto? What day is it?
What's your main ring tone on your mobile? Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely, geeh I gotta go to school.... Degrassi.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Snoring. maybe drooling on my pillow.
What did the last text on your cell phone say? Spam.
Who's bed did you sleep in last night? Mine
What colour shirt are you wearing? Blue
Most recent movie you watched? Fell asleep watching Dragon Slayer. Bugger.
Name three things you have on you at all times? knickers, dirt and a scowl
What colour are your bed sheets? White. Well, used to be...
How much cash do you have on you right now? Maybe 2 bucks?
What is your favourite part of the chicken? To eat or look at? To eat - the breast; to look at - hey, the breast again!
What's your favourite town/city? Wiluna. It makes me feel better about everything else.I can't wait till: I finish my dishes, find all the bread behind my fridge and mop my floor.
Who got you to join a site that your addicted to? Pass.
What did you have for dinner last night? Noodles
How tall are you barefoot? Taller than all of you
Have you ever smoked heroin? No, but maybe this weekend
Do you own a gun? Noooooooooooooo. Am I allowed to???
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Red bull. Beer after 10.
What is your secret to lure in the opposite sex? Get them drunk and jump them.
Do you have A.D.D. No, always use protection.
What time did you wake up today? 7am. Slept in. Still recovering from the weekend.
Current worry? That my door might fall off.
Current hate? constant hate - sauce on bacon and egg burgers; today's hate - messy post party houses
Favourite place to be? Depends on the mood. Not in the toilet after a boy.
Where would you like to travel? Scotland to see Trish get married.
Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Jail or a nice caravan park.
Last thing you ate? chips
Last thing that made you laugh? can't remember so am tickling myself now!
Worst injury you've ever had? Broken arm
Does someone have a crush on you? No. Plenty despise me though!
What is your favourite candy? Anything not passed the used by date. Not turkish delight.
What song do you want played at your funeral? Let's Drink A Beer - Frenzal Rhomb
What do you think about the person who sent this to you? Got it from Carly and Alice... both tarts.
