cuttin' up shit!

last night al, claire and i went to the local fire station to offer our services and to see what it is all about. we got to watch a video of how to cut open a car in various ways to save people. then... we went out to the rubbish tip in (in the middle of the night) and cut up a car.but then we had to leave early to go to darts, and greg the garbo said "you can't go yet, you haven't cut up any shit yet!" so we did. al used the jaws of life to pull off the back door and claire and myself used the cutters to make a good mess of the door. so now we're all thinking of joining up full time. oh yeah and we did get to where the full yellow fireman outfits, hats and gloves. it was awesome!

Leroy's birthday

What an awesome day! Monday was Kelly's birthday, we suprised her and took her out to a secret place out near the granites near the rifle range. we tricked her by telling her we had a meeting at school - she was so grumpy and told us that she hated us cause noone would tell her where we were taking her. we had a feast, went rock climbing, had a cake fight. it was the best fun as you can see from the photos. ez and the girls did so much work - too much food, m&m cake, lolly bags, an eski full of soft drinks and al even made damper in our little bon fire.

claire, al & leroy pouring a drink

like my new nose ring?

what a great eyebrow ring!

you look better than sarah-maree on big brother leroy!

food fight!

the cake that ez made for leroy's birthday - we wore most of it!

all the naughty kids!

of course leroy started it!

alice climbing the granites

mmmm - yummmmmmmm

smudge it on!

" look, i found a picture of an emu - i think they road them in the dreamtime"

As we only had the 4WD we had to make two trips back into town. so claire and i stayed behind but started to walk back. we got to these 2 cars - we decided to rip the carpet and other random stuff out. claire wound up the window and you can even see bullet holes in the car door. i can't think of any better way to have spent your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEROY!!!

80's party

Friday May 26th

All the SOTA Teachers arrives in town. we had a sit down dinner at the auski inland hotel. narelle and i sat next to each other - as a joke i told her to push in her noes but she thought she had something on her nose. lol and at this point ben had seen what was happening over at the opposite table, he started taking the piss outta narelle by saying she also had something on her forehead, then claire told her she had stuff on her brow. poor narelle. then we went to the royal mail for drinks. narelle and i had a game of darts with paul and jim. jim decided he would cheat - he only scored 11 the first time but wrote down a score of 100. anyhow pual only just beat me - he is so arrogant but easy to take the piss out of. he also had this joke all weeken (which i only fell for once) to ask me to hole onto his glass because he was too scared to pout it on the table where a group of locals were sitting. then the rest of the night we were paying each other out. i don't care that he pegged, i got the highest score and that's the main thing (triple 20!)

Saturday May 27th

Our 80's party went off! As you can tell from the photos - I can't believe i let claire and al convince me to wear my eye shadow up so high. here is a glimpse of the night...

here are al's funky 80's shoes

al cooking up a storm on the bbq, we still have meat coming out of our ears!

narelle has the nickname onya knees - tonight she took it literally

simon and ez - aww

is this naomi or johnno or sharon

now that is the best leopard print i have seen in ages

bring it on!

leroy - you are scaring me!

Sunday May 28th

Last night of SOTA teachers' seminar - sniff sniff. I had a ball but man, i was buggered by this point. after the bbq at the royal mail we had a few games of pool. there were these 2 freaky guys hogging the table all night. each time we had the shake this guys' hand with clammy hands we looked for someone to wipe it clean on. generally ben would wipe it on me. such a charming guy. but finally "BULL" the bulldozer man came along and beat "clammy" and his mate. so we went back to al and johnnos house and continued drinking there (well deserved i think!) and talk about random shit!. if you don't know yet the last few weeks our drunk conversations have been about cum masks and squirting. anyhow, al, johnno, narelle (onya knees), kelly f, ben and joel were talking about making a business of cum masks - the sprog of ole. there will be an advert made at some point so keep and eye out for that one. But between us - seriously we worked out how to intensify the bond and romance in a relationship:

Step 1. The girl goes down on the guy

Step 2. As a reward the guy gives the girl a shower

Step 3. The guy takes a dump on the girl (this is where the relationship is fully intense)

Step 4. Now this is trippy - as the dump is sterile you can eat it (apparently)

Now you get an idea of how drunk we were that night and how much random crap we make up! it's quite sad really. ben happened to mention that when he met met at camp last year that he seriously didn't think we'd be talking about cum masks. then narelle took us home in her car, ben sat next to me and said "finally we're together" lol so i patted his leg and that i would miss him. what a dag.

out back adventure

it all started on a trip out to the granites yesterday afteroon, but some how the pictures have uploaded backwards. we are planning a suprise birthday lunch/picnic at this place for leroy's birthday on monday. sshhhh it's a suprise! anyhow, we ended up bashing around the bush and showing alice & ez around the meeka outback. here we have the rifle club where you can shoot up to 1km way at targets.

ez and i had to get outta the car so claire's car could get up the hill without getting scratched. man we make great locals!

ez found a nice looking rock and then told me she found me a penis, she is so weird sometimes...... not really sure where i found here

ez, claire and al decided to climb the granites. al went up the hard way and nearly fell down. i was smart, i stayed down on the ground (but i did have dangerous footwear on - thongs)

here i am telling miss pang off for eating a chip

alice is getting a feel for eating marshmellows by the fire

claire doing whatever it is she is doing - she should give up on that ballet audition

on the way to our secret location, we found some key landmarks around meeka, beautifully placed i think!

dr knicker bocker

man i am dr knicker bockererd out! darts tonight! i'm so excited - bring it on yet again!

i love you a million

well the time is drawing near, my first SOTA teacher seminar will be hear soon. and that spunk paul will be too :P and that is all i'm going to say about that.

on thursday night, ez cooked an awesome pork roast and had everyone around.

friday night simon's friend ando from the mine licked my faced and pinched my bum at the pub. i screamed as it scared the crap outta me.

sunday went to the bbq at the royal mail, where simon, naomi and ez were all giving me shit about ando from friday night. it's so not funny. simon is telling everyone i am his mrs. so not true. i'll get him back :P

we also found out on sunday night that Peg the pig died at the high school's farm during the week(from cancer). so we were paying out on ez that is what she used for her pork roast last week. i said well the pork was a bit dry, and catherine also commented that the cancer would have been the tough/chewy bits. aren't we horrible. no morals or values what so ever.

during the week i sent ang a message saying i loved her a million tim tams. then for some reason at the pub i held onto this moment and decided i would come up with one for everyone.... here goes

liz - i love you a million nachoes
al - i love you a million shit ponds (her dad is famous for them in tassie, and she likes to surf on them too)
ez - i love you a million tunnels
dave - i love you a million lawn mowers (he mows our lawns)
naomi - i love you a million spag bogs (still haven't managed to get the god damn recipe)
claire - i love you a million yogo adverts
kelly f - i love you a million churches (another pub story, funny as!)
narelle - i love you a million boys (she cleaned up well this week)
matt - i love you a million wet willies

that's all i have come with so far :Þ

stinkin' darts

who are the stinkin' darts? the greatest darts team formed by the sota chicks to date. we only lost one of our games. i pegged four games, alice, naomi and kelly with one too! we are the bomb. but i must congratulate narelle who came to play darts with the sota girls but kindly volunteered to play for the other team as they were one short. she also scored the highest last night - 108! all in all. it was a great night.

what's going on in the kitchen?

just felt like quoting a bit of contemporary/old school rap - love coolio and the gang! they're my bros :P

anyhow, today has been full on but good. all my music lessons are pretty much over for the week. i'll be back to cutting out clowns tomorrow. and claire, if you are reading this i hope you feel guilty. i'll be dreaming about clowns for years. my finger is still numb from last week's cutting. i'll cry later :P

so, tonight is our first night back into darts. i must say i missed the absense of the competition last year. bring it on sister!

i had a dream last night, well two actually. the first was our 80's party but it was like at the 'sound of music' house. dinner was served upstairs - but i remember no-one danced as we forgot to put it in the "party agenda". and all i remember is being upset cause i didn't get to see what jim had worn. then the second dream was that claire had stolen my personal mug from school to use in the cat litter tray. all she could say was "it has a hole in it anyway". rude!

ez is cooking us roast tomorrow night....yummy. i'm bringing cauliflower and cheese sauce and alice is making gravy. YUMMO! Should be a fun night, i know i say that everytime, but they just are!

Man!!!!!!!

It's been an average week so far... i say this because i've had lots of fun with my homies up in meeka, and then there was a car tragedy.

I was so freakin' pissed on wednesday. Al's sister and her partner came into town so we went to the pub for a drink (diet coke all the way!). At some point during the night someone with some work boots on decided to get on top of my car roof, then jump down on the bonnet of my car. Not happy JAN! Now I have got a nice dent in my car. Asshole! Not much can be done about it - there was a security video but good luck to the cops. Hopefully they can get something from it. Apparently there are two families fighting in town at the moment and I have a car similiar to one of them. So nice of them to get the owners confused. I tell you, some very colourful language came outta my mouth that night and the next day. So fingers crossed they find the dick who did it.

i like him as a friend
but is there something more
this is what i thought before

my heart quickly did mend
our friendship is back on track
life can be a lil' whack

i enjoy hanging around with you
it is an obsession
or just an expression

i look forward to the 'pub'
your friendship is always near
but my heart i'll keep here

Calender Night

It was a dark and drunken night when the teachers decided to make a sexy seedy calendar. Well I'll let you see for yourself... ...

Miss January - Al
Miss February - Carly Bucket
Miss March - Catherine (honorary sota member)
Miss April - Claire
Miss May - Adam and Naomi (Johnno)
Miss/Mr June - Nyssa and Colin
Mr July - Dan the Pool Man
Miss/Mr August - some random miners
Miss/Mr September - no idea and Mark
Miss October - Kate and Katie
Miss/Mr November - Lorrae and Dustin (yes it is a belt!)
Miss December - Nyssa, Narelle & Carly

to one of the greatest people ever

Dear Friend,

Please accept my apology for all of the nasty things I have done to you these last few weeks. You are an awesome person whom I love to hang around and we have all become very close to you. I have whinged about you behind your back because you care. You look after us like a mother and like to make sure things go the right way. These are excellent virtues to have but I have made you wrong for having them, when all you want is the best for your friends. I have also made you wrong for being a "loud" person, and at the moment you have gone into your shell and I've realised this is what I miss about you the most. You always liven up the room!!

On my part, I love to have a joke with you - whether you're taking the piss outta me or not. And I would like you to be able to receive a joke. When I have a joke with you, I'd like to hope you know that I'm not being rude but hoping you can laugh at yourself with me. And I except the same in return cause I love laughing at the funny things I do. But if you really don't want me to make jokes let me know.

You are an extraodinary person and don't stop being who you are because a few girls are being down right cows because it is their way of not appreciating you. Love you lots and you know who you are!

Grace

Well last night was dinner at our house. I must say Claire and I always do a fine job :P
Anyhow, Leroy (Kelly) wanted to put her own spin on the night so it was her job to be in charge of Grace. This is what she read while we were waiting patiently to eat... ...

As we sit to eat this meal tonight
I hope the fucker tastes alright
I hpe that it will be a hit
And not taste like burning plastic shit (coz she burnt a plastic container in the microwave)
All that aside, I'm sure it's fine
And if it's not we'll drink more wine
Thanks to the chef and to the hosts
Now let's see who it makes fart the most!
No, seriously before we start
I want to thank what's in my heart
Thank you lord for this spread,
And the friends we sometimes wish were dead
Now it's time to stuff your face
Cos I've just said the Meeka grace

Ez and I went to jujitsu last night and learnt how to get outta awkard situtations. And if you don't know, Ez is a ninja. Man I was scared, I moved when I wasn't supposed to and she got me write on the nose! But then she let me throw her on the floor. Nah, in all seriousness it was pretty funny. Thursdsay night is learning how to throw people and how to land properly. Not quite sure if I'm ready for it but we'll see how it goes. I may be really sore.

Tennis tonight! Yay! I miss playing tennis too. I'm getting better again, well I think I do and then I do a really dumb shot hahaha

thingy

I have never met someone who says the word "thingy" as much as ez does. Oh my god. For example have you seen the thingy that i put on the shared thingy of the thingy we did the other day? I mean, who talks like that! Ez obviously :P But I love you! And even though i hardly ever understand what you say, I wouldn't have you any other way.

And just to clear this up, I did not push ez down the stairs when we went to look at the miners' graves. I told her to be careful going down behind me and she went down like a bull at a gate and sprained her ankle. Women, I don't know sometimes.

security in meeka

well it's been busy this week as usual. tonight will be no exception. we are having dinner at fauntleroy's house and she feels the area her house is in is a little dodgy. So she has made up security passes for us to get into her house. If you can see this is what they say:

Carly: likes digging, dislikes the morning after
Alice: likes pole dancing, dislikes turbans
Narelle: likes snogging, dislikes petrol sniffing
Naomi: likes condiments, dislikes hairy backs
Claire: likes burning shit, dislikes bad manners
Kelly: likes washing her hands, dislikes threesomes
Ez: likes loud sex, dislikes underwear
Simon: likes tunnels, domestic violence

















Should be a fun night... I'll keep you posted.

questionairre

1. FIRST NAME? Carly
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes, carly simons --- you're so vein!
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? this morning when i got ang's message - but they were tears of joy!
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? yep
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCHMEAT? salsa tuna
6. KIDS? 0
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes as i am special too :P
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? hrmm i'll have to get back to you on that one
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? who doesn't
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? no way, not after seeing pictures of someone shitting themself
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL? cocoa pops or just right
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I have my moments
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? cookies and cream
16. SHOE SIZE? 9
17. RED OR PINK? red (preferably neither)
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? freakles/moles
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? sarah, liz, ang, mum, dad
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? up to them
21. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black and black
22. LAST THING YOU ATE? grapes & stirfry
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? typing and other teacher's typing
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? orange
25. FAVOURITE SMELL? bleach or the photocopier
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? our school registrar kel
27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? sense of humour
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yeah, we go way back!
30. FAVOURITE SPORT? netball
31. EYE COLOUR? blue (and alice says they're purple)
32. HAT SIZE? those come in size? probably really big
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no
34. FAVOURITE FOOD? lasagne - can't say johnno's spaghetti because she won't give me the recipe. damn her!
35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy endings - i'm a sucker for them
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? scary movie 4
37. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? white
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
39. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs (or both)
40. FAVOURITE DESSERT? cookies and cream icecream of choc mousse
41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ez
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? paige as she has already sent it to me
41. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? i read the time travellers wife - very good read. ang gave me a book to read of wish i haven't picked up yet, but i will tonight!
42. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? dockers
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? home and away, then 20 to 1, then i passed out
46. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? Music, rain
47. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? Beatles
48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? singapore
49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? being silly and daydreaming lol or music i guess
50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Feb 24th 1982, Modbury SA
51. Who sent this to you? Paige

biggest loser

this is the week my sister sarah and i start the biggest loser. i've been told i'm aloud to drink diet coke and one glass of wine on fri nights as opposed to a whole bottle. but that's ok. it's good that my sister is going to be a stand more me. but we don't know who will lose the most as none of us have a pair of scale lol. but, here goes nothing.
guess what! i'm coming down for the next long weekend. which i can't remember when it is but that's ok. ez and i are gonna come down together on the friday so i'll let everyone know when that is.
the plant on my desk is looking very sad as i forgot to ask kelly to water it during the holidays. but i think there is still a chance it could come back from the dead. fingers crossed anyhow.
this afternoon is going to be fun.... (note the sarcasm)...we are getting a 'how to wash the car for dummies crash course' as everyone seems to do it differently. i can't wait (i'm still being sarcastic). naomi said she is going to wear her bikini rofl it will be very interesting. smell ya later.

back to the bush

well, that seemed like the longest drive ever...

i would just like to say i think that was a poor arse attempt at a poem. because we're friends i know i can openly say that, and because i care i am willing to let you give it another shot. am i'm not really sure that you knew it was a couplet :P

it's good to have my own bed back and see everyone again. we're already having a huge get together tonight at naomi and alice's place. it's gonna be a long (but fun) term. and i think everyone is nearly ready for the 80's party. bring it on!

i'm sitting in my office and just realised that a mouse has eaten my easter egg over the holidays. that's probably a good thing though.

i'm a bit worried about ez, she is colouring in a duck for her boyfriend Simon. hrmmm we may need to talk.